What happened to my caramel?

Dear Willy Wonka, As the expert on all things sweet, I turn to you for an answer to this perplexing question – what happened to my caramel? Why has a perfectly delicious flavour sensation for those of us with a sweet tooth (and very few vices) have to be ruined with a savoury condiment? My…

Pie in your eye

Dear Alan Joyce, I was thinking that this was the single best photograph of you I’ve ever seen…   … and I was sure that this man’s act of defiance must surely be a protest against the appalling state of service delivered by Qantas ever since you took the helm. But it wasn’t. Sadly, Barb.