Airline Etiquette

  Dear Jetstar (or should I call you DeathStar?), It has recently come to my attention that you may need some lessons in airline etiquette: Rule #1 – The customer is always right Rule #2 – See Rule #1 Yours, Barb. Advertisements

What happened to my caramel?

Dear Willy Wonka, As the expert on all things sweet, I turn to you for an answer to this perplexing question – what happened to my caramel? Why has a perfectly delicious flavour sensation for those of us with a sweet tooth (and very few vices) have to be ruined with a savoury condiment? My…

Pie in your eye

Dear Alan Joyce, I was thinking that this was the single best photograph of you I’ve ever seen…   … and I was sure that this man’s act of defiance must surely be a protest against the appalling state of service delivered by Qantas ever since you took the helm. But it wasn’t. Sadly, Barb.

Stranger Things

Dear makers of Stranger Things, I was having a low key Saturday evening at home, with my favourite chardonnay and a home delivery and thought I’d catch up on some Netflix shows I have neglected of late. Perchance I wonder if you have ever contemplated the damage that can be caused by a demogorgon jumping…

Monday morning

Dear Monday morning, What genius thought it was a good idea to put this foil and plastic barrier beneath the plastic top of the milk bottles, that is impossible to remove? Barb